blood comet

A blood comet is a substantial clot of congealed menstrual blood that forms a comet-like shape in the toilet upon ejection from the vagina. There is always a head-like structure, with some manner of tail, sometimes long enough to swirl around the circumference of the bowl.

"Guys, I made the biggest blood comet in the toilet just now."

blood comet by Dr. Moneypenny Esq. May 2, 2014

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blood compass

Especially useful for adrenaline junkies, and those who love all things to do with the great outdoors. If some crazy maneuver, jackassesque like stunt, hard fall, or animal attack results in blood you now know you should adjust, prepare or tweak your attempt #2 (or #3-100) accordingly. Hence the event that rocked you to the point of bleeding has become your blood compass.

"Damn! Did you see how bad Gavin road-rashed his face after attempting that small-margin-for-error landing from skydiving with skis on?"

"Yeah, he got fahked up! That move is definitely his new blood compass now."

blood compass by swissmisz September 12, 2014

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Blood compass

Used in video games, a 'blood compass' shows which direction you've taken damage from. Some blood compasses also show how high or low the damage is coming from.

When I took damage, I could see where the enemy was, as my blood compass was pointing in their direction.

Blood compass by ahelpfulstranger June 26, 2017

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bloody comet

when you excrete a kidney stone from your penis and the stone comes out with a trail of blood behind it, thus giving it the appearance of a bloody comet.

Damn dude, that bloody comet I shot out last night almost left a crater in my toilet!

bloody comet by wowser77 October 4, 2009

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Go commit elevation of co2 in your blood

The intellectual way of saying go kill your self in the worst way possible.

Angry roblox player : go commit neck rope

Intellectual gamer: no you shall instead go commit elevation of co2 in your blood and endure a painful unliving.

Go commit elevation of co2 in your blood by Destyyeet April 20, 2020

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come soon blood

I will be there in the near future

Me ga gwa see nex man bout stuff
Na worry come soon blood

come soon blood by wolvespete May 3, 2005

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