blood balloon

Exactly what it says. A balloon filled with blood.
Or, another word for blister, etc.

Little Jimmothy "MOM, I need a band-aid! I fell off my bike and now there's a blood balloon on my knee!"

Frequently asked questions:

"Are babies blood balloons?"

"Should i start stabbing babies with pins?"

The answer?
Yes.

blood balloon by Apu Pibut July 2, 2011

blood balloon

another word for tampon

"I need to get more blood balloons because my period is starting."

blood balloon by jolfstenberg December 6, 2015

Blood balloon

A dick. A dick is basically all blood.

I’m gonna give Cindy my blood balloon if she keeps wearing that dress

Blood balloon by PseudoNympho666 December 26, 2018

blood balls 

when you accidentally nick your balls with the razor.

(him) “BABE, I JUST GAVE MYSELF BLOOD BALLS”
(her) “no sex tonight.”

blood balls by blueballs. August 15, 2022

Blood balls

When you itch your balls (testicles) so much they turn bloody making them blood balls

I itched my nuts so hard they turned into blood balls

Blood balls by Pee gumballs December 9, 2025

bloody balls 

After having sex with a girl who is heavily on her period you take the condom off and your dick is clean but your balls have lots of blood on them.

7 days out of a month, I get a case of the bloody balls.

bloody balls by caffman December 25, 2007

thal's bloody balls

An expletive used by some NPCs, commonly ones residing in the major city Ul'dah, in the popular MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV. The expletive references the twin deities Nald'thal, god of death and the underworld, and patron deity of Ul'dah.

It was revealed at Fan Festival NA 2014 that the saying was created as a result of senior translator Koji Fox loving swearing, and "wanting to get as much swearing as possible".

Ul'dah Citizen: Thal's bloody balls what is that thing?!

thal's bloody balls by Velkee June 5, 2023