blonking

the polar opposite to blinking with having your eyes lids on the left and right side of your eyes instead of the normal up and lower part of your eye. Acceptable to use with describing aliens for mutants.

the alien at the other end of the bar was blonking real hard when this one guy who was not wearing a face mask sneezed all over their face.

by SupremeFemboy69 April 10, 2021

blonking

Two ugly and/or fat people at a bar that you know are going home to have sex. The act of two ugly and/or fat people having sex.

They are definitely going to be blonking tonight

by DingoInDenver January 14, 2015

Blonk

Blonk is the name of Blackpink immature fans who always messing around and starting a fanwars with other fandoms. Opposite of Blink

Blonk detected

Blonk are so fcking immature

by EW_Meg9 November 28, 2018

blonked

essentially means to be high, but can be used in any case where the person is bugging out.

"Dude I hit the bong 4 times yesterday i was so blonked"

by Eddie Y. July 30, 2007

blonk

Immature Blink (BLACKPINK fandom)

That blonk trying to get their attention to other fandom lol

by K-pop lovers December 16, 2018

Blonk

Australian slang for an idiot or really stupid person. One who usually performs acts of stupidity.

Mate, that guy is a total blonk!

by irongron September 21, 2015

blonk

As Used mostly in Australian jails, a blonk is somewhat of an analygist to an idiot.

1. You are a blonk.
2. He's a blonk.

by IKU April 4, 2005