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blondenosis 

(sub-variant of hairnosis)

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:



- a great abundance of natural blonde hair,

or, more often,

- a great abundance of bleached blonde hair.



The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

Brunettes and redheads think that women who use blondenosis are stupid and fake (but not as stupid as the guys who are deceived by it).

Brunette at party: "Can't that cute guy see that fake blonde for what she is?"

Redhead at party: "Only if he snaps out of the blondenosis by taking a long, second look."

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Blonderosity 

Brittany totally showed her blonderosity when she tripped on her high heels
Blonderosity by Your Lawyer January 5, 2010

Blondeness 

When one is in a state of mind which demonstrates characteristics of a simpleton often shown by dizzy blonde females.
Blondeness....Paris Hilton. Enough Said.
Blondeness by Daniyal Khan March 18, 2006

Face Blondeness 

Similar to face blindness, but for those who don't actually have the disease but just suck at recognising faces alone.
Danii Conker Okonkwo dude I go to your school
9 minutes ago · Like
Charlie Jimi Everett Loooool
9 minutes ago · Like
Jacob Bartlett i don't know everyone in my school, i barely know everyone in my year, allow.
7 minutes ago · Like · 1 person
Jacob Bartlett when you grow up the same thing will happen to you; and youll remember this and facepalm.
3 minutes ago · Like
Danii Conker Okonkwo wth. How can you not know eveyone in your year! I know everyone in my year
2 minutes ago · Like
Jacob Bartlett barely ≠ don't
and allow the face blondeness
Face Blondeness by Jables1234 October 16, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026