Those days when everything goes wrong and its your own fault because of stupid things you do.
I wrecked my car because I was texting, lost my job because I was late, and I just walked into a plate glass window and broke my nose. I'm definitley having a blonde day.
by grin900 July 17, 2009
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December 2nd

The best day of the year where you get to kick blondes for fun
(Does include dirty blonde)
by Yeet4450 November 27, 2019
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If your a blonde then great! On April 5 you and your closest blondes get to celebrate! And even better, nobody can call you a dumb blonde!
Guy: your so stupid you must be a dumb blonde

Blonde: actually you can’t say that it’s national blondes day
by Mrs. Holland November 1, 2021
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February 6th
The day where blondes will be attacked but gingers cant kick them cause gingers a gay too
by SexbombYup123 January 31, 2020
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The day of the year when brunettes start a war and start fighting blondes
February 3rd
(Does not include dirty blondes)
Carl: Oh shit yeah it's Kick a Blonde Day, time to kick a retarded blonde.
by retardedblonde2023 January 27, 2019
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A day where gingers/red heads can kick there friend with blonde hair because there sick and tiered of them being a dumb ass
Rebecca: hey did u hear it’s national kick a blonde day for red heads

Jeffrey: finally they deserve it I’m tired of having to explain something to them more than once
by Chicken strips suck ass October 17, 2019
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