cock blockward 

Any sort of situation* in which an awkward moment, usually created by a foul move on the part of one of the sexually interested, prevents an individual from having sexual relations with their "target" over the course of the night.

*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays

Skyler: So bro, it was totally going with this chick. She kept complimenting my flow and everything. Then, out of no where, my boy came up and iced me in front of my slam piece. She totally dipped!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!

cock blockward by kit fistbro November 10, 2010

blogkward 

Describes a post or comment on a blog that makes other bloggers or the audience of the blog feel awkward.

"I spent my weekend watching High School Musical 2, which was superrad, starring a superChad, and which made me superglad (and is not just a superfad)," wrote Haining.

Brendan replied, "It's kind of like the time you broke your hand and..."

"PLEASE stop being blogkward, you two" interrupted Stefanie. "It's making everyone uncomfortable."

blogkward by BCorc October 23, 2007

Chef Blowardee 

Trying to impress people by cutting and pasting cooking recipes in their boring blog.

Chef Blowardee says take a pan of water, bring it to a boil, and add egg. Wait 10 minutes, and voila! A hard boiled egg!

Chef Blowardee by Joe Blowardee April 3, 2007

blockward

The awkwardness that ensues when you encounter someone who you've previously blocked on a web site or mobile app.

Remember that guy who was so rude to me on Facebook that I had to block him? He sat next to me on the bus today. So blockward!

blockward by bbmmrr October 9, 2015

blogward 

Contraction of blog award. An award that doesn't actually exist except in bandwidth.

This is an Emmy. Those are just blogwards.

blogward by Robin Kelly April 29, 2008