blogsturbation 

When blog related activity consumes ones life to the irritation of those around them. Whether it is posting on their own blog, reading and talking about someone else's blog, or getting all worked up and arguing over blogs.

JD - Did you read Dylan's blog today? That guy sure has gotten a little out of control. Now he even has some new stupid-ass nickname for himself.

Ben - What a jackass, that guy is so into blogsturbation I can't even talk to him anymore.

blogsturbation by schmuckaneers April 21, 2009

blogsturbation 

1. Featuring someone or something to a ridiculous extent on a blog with no sense of objectivity or self awareness.

2. Verbal masturbation on a blog

Blogsturbation: Perez Hilton can't stop blogsturbating to Lady Gaga.

Blogsturbation: Anything John Mayer writes in blog form.

blogsturbation by dirty microphone January 28, 2010

blogurbating 

The kind of ego-floating verbal masturbation performed by bloggers who post their diaries online. Before the internet, this level of emotional accessing only occurred in the bathroom with a tissue to clean the mess.

Joe has been blogurbating in his room for hours.

blogurbating by rdawns January 18, 2009

Bloggerbation

A compulsion to gratify one's ego and/or OCD need for attention by daily, or incessant, blogging. This blogging is often emphatic ranting about nothing of real substance, or, sad attempts to be writer while expressing their "feelings", or, about astonishingly boring trivial matters.

This is not be confused with normal, healthy blogging which doesn't insist on having a captive, and often twitchingly unwilling, audience.

"I used to subscribe to his MySpace blog, but I got sick of his constant bloggerbation!"

"You shouldn't piss her off, you'll just set her off on a dramatic tirade and a good hard round of bloggerbation."

Bloggerbation by ElizaB. March 31, 2009