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blogroll 

As a noun, the list of weblogs (blogs) on your blog that you like, or otherwise want to commend.

As a verb, the tactic of listing another's weblog in the hope that this will induce them to link to yours. Cf. if you don't go to other people's funerals, they won't come to yours.
You want links? Blogroll me!
blogroll by Buce September 20, 2005

blogrobbed 

(verb) to find another person with the same name has stolen the URL of your name or your blog
John Smith goes to set up a blog at (say) blogger.johnsmith.com to find (scandal!) that it's already in use by another &*&(*&! John Smith for HIS blog.

John Smith (#1) has been blogrobbed!
blogrobbed by DrGroove_phd January 28, 2007

slow your blogroll 

What you tell someone to do when that person is spending too much time online.

A combination of the word blogroll and the phrase slow your roll.
Slow your blogroll before I have to put a Gmail filter on your forwards.
slow your blogroll by PBMax August 8, 2008

Blogroll 

A list of blogs that if, printed out, would supply you with enough loo paper for the next 10 years. Blogroll, due to it's shitty nature, makes excellent loo paper due to the universal law of attraction of similar particles.
Notice how the bullshit on the Blogroll absorbs mine so quickly.
Blogroll by invisible ninja cow February 27, 2007

Bogroller 

Any domesticated animal, when taken for a stroll, would flop down om a mound of turd - bogserve - or otherwise, and roll gleefully in it.
It is not easy to take Skippy for a walk, he is such a bogroller.
Bogroller by Gadget King January 20, 2011