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blogofare 

Form of welfare paid by the government to people who do nothing but blog
"Iain Hall is in receipt of blogofare"
blogofare by Bourbon Boy June 22, 2007
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You've spent hours setting up your server. Installed Wordpress. Covered every security loophole both you and the blogosphere could think of. No more excuses you could write your first post. Instead, you make another cup of coffee. You add some extra plugins that you "need". Still your Blog Stats read: O posts
John: Hey Frank setup ur blog yet?

Frank: Yeah. No posts yet.

John: How come?

Frank: Blogofear

John: Ahh. Dude, I know exactly what you're going thru
blogofear by Quinton Parker January 17, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016