Noun. A woman whose sense of reality is so warped that she can't exist outside a blog. A typical blogess will make up words, invent illnesses and kill pets in order to post.
C: "Have you read my blog yet?"
"You should read my blog."
"Well, if you read my blog, you would already know that."
"I am SO posting this picture on my blog."
H: "Shut up! You are so bloggerssisstic."
A condition of stress or anxiety associated with blogging. Particularly for writers of blogs requiring frequent updates, but also for readers who feel the need to comment frequently.