Joe Bloggs 

Joe Bloggs was the name of a clothing brand which became popular during the Madchester baggy era of the late 1980's.

Even though no-one has actually worn Joe Bloggs clothes since about 1993, teachers in Britain (due to a lack of imagination) continually refer to this as an example name.

Teacher: "If I have nine apples and Joe Bloggs takes away three apples, how many do I have left?"
Pupil: "Who the fuck is this Joe Bloggs? Sounds like a pikey bastard if he has to steal apples."

Joe Bloggs by Groucho Marxist September 7, 2006

jo bloggs 

jo bloggs is the name used as a substitute for what a person's name in a hypathetical situation

i apologise for the person who has the name jo bloggs

so say for instance "jo bloggs" was walking down the street and round house kicked you, you'd call the police

jo bloggs by master of hypatheticalness January 15, 2010

Joe Bloggs 

A man with many qualifications, he is a Warrant Officer, He's a Cadet, he is a pilot that crash landed during a field exercise, he is even a civilian instructor. (a Generic name to be used for templates or things of the sort.)

"CDT Joe Bloggs has been caught in a bear trap you have to save him."

Joe Bloggs by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 October 18, 2022

Gurty Bloggs 

'A name people give due to lack of imagination'

It is used among teachers as an example..

'if Joe Bloggs has 3 apples and Gurty Bloggs eats 2 apples how many are left'

Gurty Bloggs by JEGABABES November 28, 2009

Wade Boggs 

The distinct taste and or smell of long expired packaged foods. Normally having a bad connotation.

Slang: "boggs".

Made popular by Good Mythical Morning hosts Rhett and Link. Named after a discontinued Wade Boggs Chocolate Bar.

Link wretched at the subtle wade boggs flavor of the 25 year old Doritos-in-a-can.

Wade Boggs by OldManWatson2 May 12, 2021

blogosphincter

Muscles that control the release of mental and emotional waste products from the mind into the chat room or blog site.

Dude: I have a pain in my blogosphincter.

Doc: Can you post me a sample?

blogosphincter by Diego Mendez March 21, 2009

Blogsona 

(blog . sona) n; -noun.
the persona or digital personality that a blogger shows their audience / readers. This is not generally a falsehood or a lie, but more of a focus on a certain part of the blogger's personality. Some bloggers can be dishonest and have a total difference of personality, but that is different than accenting or framing a certain type of personality trait of the blogger through their writing. One's blogsona is the sides of the blogger's personality that they would like their readers / viewers to see, recognize, and connect with or be entertained by. Good examples are often of movie and restaurant critics, gossip / celebrity / style bloggers, or how-to or instructional bloggers.

Yeah, electronicoffee is totally bitchy sometimes in his reviews, but trust me- that's just his blogsona.

MrEd86 is way less spazzy in real life than his blogsona would make you think.

Blogsona by Electronicoffee April 29, 2010