Noun. A woman whose sense of reality is so warped that she can't exist outside a blog. A typical blogess will make up words, invent illnesses and kill pets in order to post.
Hosed or broken in a way that puts fixing it out of reach. The web-app equivalent of BSOD.
Several commercial blogging services have components that crash regularly. When a crash happens, users are left at the mercy of the service providers, sometimes for hours or days. Nothing is end-user servicable, and vendors typically don't offer support state, so all a service customer can do is sit back, rage impotently, and hope enough functionality remains to tell users 'that feature is currently bloggered'.