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Blofessor 

Noun- Person. A woman who has gone far beyound being good at sucking some Dick. She has studied, mastered, could even teach others the fine art and make of a mans penis. So good at it herself that she takes pride in the work she does and owns the fact she is a blofessor.
She can teach a class of giving head. Call her Blofessor Renee
Blofessor by Renee Blase September 7, 2015
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blogfessor

A person that uses the internet to teach giving online periodic lessons which can be written and then posted to a blog or recorded in video and posted to a vlog (video web log) in a sort of on-demand television channel. Usually there's some kind of feedback and the possibility to make requests to the professor but there's no real-time (synchronous) dialog.
Itzi: Do you know, Irina, why does the word "Pinky" has the word "Pink" in it?
Irina: No idea, I'm going to ask Marina, a blogfessor that teaches about the origin of words.

Irina goes home, gets in touch with this teacher who responds posting an article in his blog or a video giving an answer to the question.

The blogfessor's post follows:
"Hello my dear students, today I'm going to explain that the relationship between pink and pinky has nothing to do with color. In fact 'pink' itself did not start out describing the color at all. Let me explain why....."
blogfessor by HotForTeacher October 10, 2007
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blogforce 

The blogforce is all those blogs in the blogosphere that support your most recent blog posts and link to your blog as a show of support for your ideas and opinions.
"I'm going to call on the blogforce to get behind my recent posts about climate change and help spread the word around the blogosphere."

-- A student at Tufts University majoring in French.
blogforce by PRwiz101 April 2, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026