bloga 

A combination of "blog" and "saga". The term refers to an overly dramatic blog/vlog or inane dispute between two or more blogs/vlogs, and is generally used in a mocking fashion.

Originally coined by Hamil Griffin-Cassidy on Totally Scrabble Tuesdays.

"Have you seen the ridiculousness over at (site name)? They've got quite a bloga going on over there."

bloga by Taylor from Minneapolis October 26, 2006

bloga 

sex; doing it; the deed to be done

man, i had some amazing bloga last night! that bloga was MINDBLOWING

bloga by mary evelyn grace November 13, 2007

Blog it 

A better way of saying that no one cares. It can be changed, yet mean the same thing. Such as:

Cool man, Blog it.
Update the blog.
Go ahead and blog that for me.

Oh shit Zed, I just realized that KEGE is 20nm north of here.

Blog it.

It's an ORBX airport.

Write a book.

Blog it by Swivel Chair Patrol January 2, 2017

Bloated Violin 

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.

Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.

Bloated Violin by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012

Bloatware 

1.(n) Software that comes pre-installed on a computer. Bloatware generally comes on a PC made by a major manufacturer (i.e. HP, Dell, Toshiba). Most Bloatware is considered to be a useless piece of software that is intended for no other purpose than taking up hard drive space.

2.(n) Software that comes piggy-backed on other software installations. piggy-backing bloatware usually includes toolbars, desktop widgets or external unrelated applications. Most piggy-backing bloatware can perform a mundane task that is generally non-essential to every day computer use.

1. My brand new laptop came with so much bloatware, it took me over two hours to remove it all.

2. My anti-virus installation came with so much bloatware, I can't even see the desktop.

Bloatware by Xaurudame July 31, 2012

Bloapy 

A round bodied fish that swims humorously. The term is typically applied to fancy goldfish, but not exclusively.

"Check out the new bloapy I got for my aquarium!"

Bloapy by Bloap February 11, 2018

bloatesque 

The grotesquely nauseating and hurl-inducing sensation resulting from a bout of massive overeating, or overconsumption of beer, namely mass-produced domestic swill.

I am totally bloatesque from those 4 bowls of chili and about 90 beers. I think I'm gonna heave.

bloat hurl heave puke belch deuce full cramps eat overserved loaded plastered

bloatesque by KRM90 January 21, 2011