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1. blob snob
A man who refuses to sleep with his partner when she's on the rag
Example:

You're such a blob snob, don't you know I'm horny!!!
2. Muffin blob
The mass of testicles that are created when multiple males rest their scrota on a female's (or male's) head or face.
Spencer's eyes, nose, mouth, and right ear were completely covered by a muffin blob last Thursday night.
3. hammer blob
A particularly violent or aggressive female period, an extension of the expression on the blob. Generally used to describe an unpleasant or moody female.
"Christ mate, she looked like she on the hammer blob, if you know what I mean."
4. Gobble blob
A blob of semen on a womans face after you pull out of her mouth just in time and ejaculate after a blow job.
"I was getting a blowjob last night, and she had a HUGE gobble blob after!!!"
5. Blob Sister
A term for female friends who are on their period simultaneously.
Are you a Blob Sister at the moment too?
6. clientregistry.blob
The clientregistry.blob is a file for the program Steam. The file holds your registration data for your games. If you delete it the file will be restored and you will have all of your default settings on all games installed (like your name, spray, binds, etc). It's safe to delete it, and it fixes about 30% of problems that occur on the Steam program.
A server used a tool to change my binds in my clientregistry.blob, I deleted it and now it's not hacked anymore.
7. Random Blob of Doom
The random blob of doom is well known in the small suburbs of Solihull, England. Random blobs of doom like to think that they are normal when, as their name suggests, they are in fact very random indeed :). Random blobs of doom are very rare to come across but I know of one that resides in a very messy room on the road behind mine.

Random blobs of doom can come in many shapes and sizes. Some are yellow whereas others are pink. Some are fluffy whereas others are completely bald :). This is due to their very random nature.

The random blobs of doom may appear to be harmless ordinary people, usually in the form of special year 11’s at Light Hall School. Their overall preference in clothing is not yet known but there have been many reported sightings of them sporting the ‘classic emo look’ with skinny jeans and tight band tees with the addition of colourful scarfs and lots of jewellery which they refer to as “bling”.

Although the random blobs of doom are capable of concealing their identity in order to coexist without being hunted down, they find it very hard to refrain from speaking in their native tongue…gibberish. Gibberish is a language developed by the random blobs of doom to communicate with one another about random shiz. Gibberish is easily mistaken for Chavish as they share many of the same “words”.

When "hanging" around in small groups conspiring against common man. Random Blobs of Doom enjoy listening to a strange concoction of Drum and Bass, MCR, High ...
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