Fluid filling the balls of the ideal woman.
I want to describe for you my Ideal Woman. My Ideal Woman has slim hips, powerful thighs, sinewy calves, a narrow waist, a flat stomach with taut lines of muscle, a broad, powerful chest, wide shoulders, bulging biceps, jack-hammer-like forearms, a bull-like neck, and a drooping, veined pecker with a livid, velvety fire-helmet top ā€” an opalescent drop of pre-cum winking at the droop-lipped meatus slit ā€” and two pendulous balls heavy with hot bloatum. Call me a dreamer, if you will, but I believe my Ideal Woman is out there, somewhere, and Iā€™m not going to stop looking until I find her.
by J.Shorten May 15, 2008
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