bloatum 

Fluid filling the balls of the ideal woman.

I want to describe for you my Ideal Woman. My Ideal Woman has slim hips, powerful thighs, sinewy calves, a narrow waist, a flat stomach with taut lines of muscle, a broad, powerful chest, wide shoulders, bulging biceps, jack-hammer-like forearms, a bull-like neck, and a drooping, veined pecker with a livid, velvety fire-helmet top — an opalescent drop of pre-cum winking at the droop-lipped meatus slit — and two pendulous balls heavy with hot bloatum. Call me a dreamer, if you will, but I believe my Ideal Woman is out there, somewhere, and I’m not going to stop looking until I find her.

bloatum by J.Shorten May 15, 2008

bloatmaxing 

Bloatmaxing describes a health and fitness movement founded by the great Bloatlord Grizzly Kyriakos from Greece. A proper bloatmax training regiment includes heavy sitting zercher front raises, walking training, ellbow training and lowkick training. An important aspect of the bloatmax lifestyle is the intimidation of twinks. Noteable followers of the bloatmax lifestyle include grizzly jr., Jason "the monster" blaha and Janoy Cresva. To archieve the bloatmaxed physique it is necessary to eat a high sodium diet.

Did you see Grizzly Kyriakos latest walking training?

Yeah dude Grizzly is bloatmaxing hard!

bloatmaxing by 8buckcuck September 19, 2018

bloatmobile 

a motor vehicle of excessive size and weight for its intended purpose; any vehicle that is far larger than it needs to be.

My minivan was okay when I was hauling a large family around, but for solo commuting it's a bloatmobile.

bloatmobile by Carlos el Gato June 17, 2009

Bloatmeal 

The feeling you get 30 minutes after eating oatmeal.

Everyone is ready to go hiking. Why is James still in the bathroom? "He had a bowl of bloatmeal"

Bloatmeal by Mark2020 January 3, 2019

Bloagumpkin 

A mixture of Bloagie and Blumpkin: When you are eating a hoagie while taking a shit and getting your dick sucked.

Dude: Why is the toilet clogged?
Bro: This chick was giving me a bloagumpkin last night and I dropped the hoagie in the toilet. My shit and hoagie was too much for the shitter to handle.

Bloagumpkin by Pope Awesome the 1st May 25, 2011

Chodious Bloatus 

Someone who has a chode with a big ass ball sack

Oh no my erect chodious bloatus

Chodious Bloatus by BRAVO_ February 8, 2018

bloatus

An absolutely huge ball sack, round and plump to the point of nearly exploding, similar to a bloated stomach. Often veiny and riddled with shallow wrinkle lines, in extreme cases it resembles a beach ball from the 1960's, overly inflated to the point of bursting. Usually smells like a cross between undercooked pork and horse hoof.

He mistakenly put his bloatus in my face, thinking I'd be able to get that huge stinking sack of potatoes in my mouth.

bloatus by woody slutfree October 19, 2010