blingvisible 

This is when someone wears so much bling that the fabric of reality bends around the 'bling-age', making the person invisible to the naked eye.

"Homeboy put on his rolly then shazam, dude went blingvisible."

blingvisible by tuxed0 of irc.netgamers.org April 29, 2005

blingvisible 

Not to be confused with "blinvisible" or "blimvisible", this is when a person of black culture has so much bling on their body that they actually create a localised disturbance in the quantum reality around them and become invisible to the naked eye. Hence "blingvisible".

"Damn shorty, you gone blingvisible on ma ass!"

blingvisible by anselhelm April 28, 2005