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1.
An overdressed ghetto blob festooned with garish jewelry...
That fat, quarrelsome bling ho Frantiqua went shopping for even MORE glittery baubles in order to boost her sagging spirits after LeDion was sent away for yet another 3 year stretch...
by Konga June 03, 2007
 
2.
A fat, loud ghetto skank festooned with gaudy jewelry usually obtained from any number of her baby daddies.
Leroy yelled " I told yo dumb bling ho ass I was not the baby daddy " when Maury announced " Leroy, you are NOT the father!"
by Konga May 27, 2007