Definitions by Konga

Rod finish 

When you have finished your drink but there is just a little too much left where a server doesn’t know if you’ve finished the drink or are still drinking it.

Andy’s mates tell the bartender that he has rod finished his beer and they can pour the next round.

Rod finish by Konga December 6, 2022

Neighborhood aunt

What a milf is called in India.

Dinesh had his first sexual encounter with the ravishing Lavanya, the neighborhood aunt to many impressionable young men even though she was well into her 30s.

Neighborhood aunt by Konga February 2, 2010

on a loop 

A good idea repeated forever- on an endless loop - so as not to allow any other idea to intrude upon the intended impact of the original idea.

In front of an open fire at his secluded getaway, after an evening of cocktails and fancy hors d'oeuvres Jorge wanted to seduce Stephanie so he bolstered his ploy by playing their favorite songs on a loop.

on a loop by Konga August 20, 2009

boychuk

A boy. A child. An insignificant disturbance in an otherwise orderly day.

Harold was holding court vilifying this n that in Uptown Clete's Hairstylists when youngin' boychuk D'Shawn suddenly opined that dad Hal's opinions was shit 'cause he was an old fuck and all...

Harold chuckled, spat on the floor, and waggled his finger, then sighed... "nobody listens no more".

boychuk by Konga July 29, 2009

bling ho 

A fat, loud ghetto skank festooned with gaudy jewelry usually obtained from any number of her baby daddies.

Leroy yelled " I told yo dumb bling ho ass I was not the baby daddy " when Maury announced " Leroy, you are NOT the father!"

bling ho by Konga December 28, 2008

bling ho 

An overdressed ghetto blob festooned with garish jewelry...

That fat, quarrelsome bling ho Frantiqua went shopping for even MORE glittery baubles in order to boost her sagging spirits after LeDion was sent away for yet another 3 year stretch...

bling ho by Konga June 24, 2007

chewable 

someone who is way sexy and hot

Nicole is so chewable in them short shorts.

chewable by konga July 5, 2006