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what black people use to wash their clothes
hey nigga, pass me some bliatch
bliatch by Mike July 3, 2003

Biautopedophilia 

When a child engages in sexual acts with a clone of themselves
We thought Jimmy was masturbating, but it was just biautopedophilia
If you are blautur you are very dirty.
Blautur people drink warm, shaken tuborg green.
Blauto is based off the robot character from Futurama, Bender. Bender went in to the robo mafia, and chose this name so he could keep his slippers.

Blauto is also a Alexander Mammen.
Person A: Who was that robot?
Person B: Blauto, he's one cool badass.
Blauto by BL-AUTO August 21, 2009

blautering 

When Barack Obama is talking in his speech about nothing, and saying the same thing over and over about nothing. Also when he back tracks to try and save his ass.
Oh my fucking god Obama is just sitting there blautering...

God that nigger is blautering again.
blautering by LoLo2121 October 17, 2008
A very cool Twitter user who is very good at video games. He also has absolutely no idea of your existence and will ego you.
"wow that guy is almost as good as bliaux!"
bliaux by bliaux April 8, 2021