Blauto 

Blauto is based off the robot character from Futurama, Bender. Bender went in to the robo mafia, and chose this name so he could keep his slippers.

Blauto is also a Alexander Mammen.

Person A: Who was that robot?
Person B: Blauto, he's one cool badass.

Blauto by BL-AUTO August 21, 2009

Awkward Blastoise 

When an awkward turtle is insufficient for the awkwardity of the situation, one must "evolve" their awkward turtle into the Awkward Blastoise. This hand configuration uses the pointer and pinky finger of the top hand as Hydro Pumps to douse the situation.

While visiting his girlfriend's parents, Rob farted at the dinner table very loudly. The mom implemented the awkward turtle, but was immediately over-ruled by the dad's more appropriate use of the Awkward Blastoise in order to sufficiently encompass the awkwardity of the situation.

Awkward Blastoise by Cypress A 106 April 24, 2009

blutoris 

when a female is extraordinarily horny and has no relief of the tension. the clitoris swells similar to receiving sexual stimulation, but since it is not followed by an orgasm leaves the woman feeling overly sensitive. The word is derived from the combination of blue and clitoris.

It is the female version of blue balls.

When you talk dirty to me, I get a blutoris. Only a dildo can help me now

blutoris by maz33 August 5, 2007

Blastoise 

When you piss in her eye while screaming "BLASTOISE USE WATER GUN"

"yo what you want to do tonight?"
"I kinda want to do a BLASTOISE"
"Oh so you wanna get that slippery, say no more"

Blastoise by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 5, 2016

dry blastoff

The act of receiving an aggresive, juicy orgasm without the use of any lubricant.

I gave Kevin a dry blastoff last night and he totally loved it"

dry blastoff by Da aids December 24, 2014

blastoising 

When you jack off two guys over your shoulder, aiming their jizz at your partner. Yelling "You do not have enough badges to train me!"

The party was lame until they guys started blastoising.

blastoising by PokeRage September 14, 2013

blutorade 

Blue Gatorade. Is there any other kind?

(Note: There is no distinction between Glacier Freeze or Cool Blue.)

"Hey can I pick you up anything from the store?"

"If you could grab me a blutorade, I will consider not killing your family."

blutorade by eebnupasplee March 5, 2012