blerch

describing anythin extremly disqusting.

jane blerched all over the food in olive garden

aww man! i just blerched my pants

honey! the baby blerched all over the new tv

by tether foot August 5, 2009

Blerch

To describe something that is dank as shit.

"How did it go last night?"
"Yo her pu$$y was so blerch!"

by Brad the Wall October 2, 2014

Blerching

The act of infecting your crankshaft by inserting a foreign object so that it inflates beyond regular size.

A: "Dude have you tried blerching?"
B: "No, should I?"
A: "Totally my hog is way bigger and now I can pee cream cheese!!"

by SigmaChode345 March 6, 2024