Blenheim

A small, and incredibly dull, town in New Zealand that is almost exclusively populated with retirees. It could be best described as a Retirement Village, due to the vinegar odor created by both the smell of both wine production and the incontinence of the locals. It has the highest sales figures for adult nappies in New Zealand.

Mate: Why does it smell of piss everywhere?

Other Mate: It's Blenheim.

Blenheim by ThatsNotMyRealName September 15, 2021

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Blenheim

A miserable little town in the middle of nowhere. Nobody notable has ever come out of this scrub factory and nobody ever will. The high school is home to the biggest collection of scrubs in the world and if you manage to get out of Blenheim you're damn lucky, cause it's either Fanshawe college or Tim Horton's all day. Most of the people here are on welfare.

Paul: Where are you from?
Butch: Blenheim
Paul: Ahh. So that explains the mullet.

Blenheim by kadoodles January 27, 2012

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blenheim high school

Shite hole

Blenheim high school? Oh that shite hole!

blenheim high school by Lana bitch March 28, 2017

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Blenheim High School

A place where peoples hopes and dreams go to die

. Blenheim High School no wonder im homeless

Blenheim High School by someone who got fucked over January 22, 2020

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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