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A term commonly used to denote a male who is dating a female whom has already produced offspring via another male. A male who is prepared to take such measures in finding a new partner usually reeks of desperation, and has limited alternatives, therefore is prepared to raise another males offspring simple to ensure they don't die alone.
Mate: Why is he dating her?

Other Mate: Only girls around here come as a Ready Made Family.
by ThatsNotMyRealName September 15, 2021
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A small, and incredibly dull, town in New Zealand that is almost exclusively populated with retirees. It could be best described as a Retirement Village, due to the vinegar odor created by both the smell of both wine production and the incontinence of the locals. It has the highest sales figures for adult nappies in New Zealand.
Mate: Why does it smell of piss everywhere?

Other Mate: It's Blenheim.
by ThatsNotMyRealName September 15, 2021
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