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Blendaphobia 

The complete rational fear of Blenders.
My really good friend has Blendaphobia.
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blendaphor 

Blending two metaphorical expressions that have the same meaning, mainly to see if people are paying attention or to create an amusing visual. Randomly blending any two expressions that do not have the same meaning, or tacking on to the metaphorical expression with a rogue ending is a botched attempt at blendaphoring.
Fish or get off the pot. Whole new ball of worms. Not the brightest bulb in the drawer. That horse has sailed. That's the way the cookie bounces. It's not rocket surgery. Like flies on rice.

Botched blendaphor examples: As American as killing two birds with one apple pie. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink prune juice.

BlendMakesMusic

A music artist who is based in australia.. (and he wonders, if he knows, what it means, what it means, to find your dreams)
Person 1: Hey how you doing on this fine day
Person 2: Not Bad, Not Bad
Person 3: Ever listen to music

Person 4: Yeah sometimes
Person 2: I listen to BlendMakesMusic
Person 1: I listen to Artic Monkeys
*Everyone laughs at Aiden (Person 1)
Person 5: Blend can have kids (I am a 10/10 hot girl)
Blend: Yo, im gon' take dat offer fr
Person 6: OMG!!!, Blend that was so hot
kanye: and i wonder

Person 3: Ye pipe down, Blend better
Person 8: This reminds me of the time when Kanye gave birth to North West
*Cutaway*
Kanye: And i wonder if you know, what it means, what it means
Person 7: Hey im Kim Kardation
Blend (from the future): Hey im blend from the future want to come with me
Person 7: Oh, uhm sure blend
Person 6: I cant belive you did this i will never forgive you
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026