Blumpkant 

while receiving a blumpkin you catch a sudden case of severe constipation and cannot shit in turn you've received a blumpkant

i ate a giant bowl of cheesy nachos and couldnt shit so the broad gave me a blumpkant

Blumpkant by blumpkinboynov April 5, 2009

auto blumpkano 

The act of giving oneself a blumpkin.

Did you hear about Matt last night? Heard he got so drunk he gave himself an auto blumpkano!

auto blumpkano by pigy_G December 15, 2010

BlumpKate 

Familiar to the Blumpkin (male receiving oral sex while excreting solid waste). However, in this case, female is giving oral sex to male while herself, excreting solid waste. Hence, "BlumpKate."

Dude 1: "That's the most badass BlumpKate i've ever gotten!"
Dude 2: "Did she drop a rap-around!?"

BlumpKate by Kate Reblumpkin April 21, 2011

blumpkant 

when you jack off while taking a shit because you don't have a girl to give you a blow job

did you get that blumpkin yesterday?

no my girl left so it was a blumpkant

blumpkant by captain penismilk December 20, 2009

Blumpkintation 

Doing a zoom meeting presentation as your taking a shit while receiving a blowjob

Dude during that stocks presentation I was getting the best blumpkintation of my life!

Blumpkintation by bigboibaby March 24, 2024