by Ricardohasherpes November 17, 2016
1. chemicals which remove color, whiten or disinfect, often via oxidation.
2. slang term used to describe shooting/covering a person or object with semen.
2. slang term used to describe shooting/covering a person or object with semen.
1A The growth came back quickly even after a defrost and bleach cleaning.
1B The bucket is full of bleach solution for scrubbing equipment and floors.
2A. Your anus is not the chosen one, it shall not be bleached today.
2B. (sees a girl w/ big booty) Oh man, I'd just love to tear those pants off and bleach that asshole.
1B The bucket is full of bleach solution for scrubbing equipment and floors.
2A. Your anus is not the chosen one, it shall not be bleached today.
2B. (sees a girl w/ big booty) Oh man, I'd just love to tear those pants off and bleach that asshole.
by Sentrik September 21, 2013
The sexiest smell during a Pandemic! With the Coronavirus being the plague of 2020....BLEACH IS THE NEW SEXY
John smells sexy as fuk! All fresh and clean. Yep, hes waring the new BLEACH for men , women ,okay every physical anything you can touch by Clorox
by Im 5280 Tiny March 23, 2020
Noun) A delicious and tasty beverage! After you drink it, you get to go to a shiny place with nice people! ...which is probably the opposite of where I'm going for writing this.
Steve: What happened?
God: You saw an article on UrbanDictionary.com didn't you?
Steve: How'd you know?
God: (Points to a large group of like-minded idiots named Steve)
This is where you laugh. And upvote. And where you DON'T DRINK THE BLEACH YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!!
See you and You Fucking Idiot!
God: You saw an article on UrbanDictionary.com didn't you?
Steve: How'd you know?
God: (Points to a large group of like-minded idiots named Steve)
This is where you laugh. And upvote. And where you DON'T DRINK THE BLEACH YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!!
See you and You Fucking Idiot!
by Mr. Pancy Fants February 14, 2016
The delicious concoction which is drank by people after researching "Docking" on the Urban Dictionary
by YesNoToaster January 13, 2021
Random popular girl: *crying about how her life is terrible because she lost her scrunchie*
Me: Here is some bleach
Me: Here is some bleach
by Barney is sexy October 15, 2019
A nutritional delight. It's a drink that people have been drinking for its great taste for years! No one who has drunk it has stated that it wasn't good because they were seemingly killed. But not only is it healthy, it's also great medicine for curing depression. Screw buying some expensive shitty anti-depressant when you could buy Clorox Bleach for only $4.99! Overall a great remedy.
"Man, I'm thirsty." "Here you go, have some bleach." "You sure this is healthy?" "Yeah dude just keep drinking it, almo- OH SHIT WE NEED A DOCTOR HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE!"
by Yyyyjxtbc November 6, 2017