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bleach drinker 

Someone so unnaturally stupid that the only explanation for their stupidity is that they have been ingesting large amounts of dangerous chemicals, such as bleach, everyday since they were ten. These people are often found playing video games online and lurking discussion forums.
Bob: "This Justin Bieber kid is really cool!"

Bill: "Bob, have you been drinking bleach again?"

Jim: "Yeah Bob, you're a real bleach drinker."
bleach drinker by SirClabe August 2, 2010

Bleach-Drinker 

A novel synonym for “Americans”, based on President Trump’s medical advice.
That bleach-drinker is now free of COVID-19! Of course, they are also dead from drinking bleach...
Bleach-Drinker by Onneb309 April 24, 2020

Commit Bleach Drink 

The more kid friendly version of Kill Yourself. It's more powerful than Go Commit Die, Go Commit Neck Rope, and Go Commit Reverse Alive Combined.
Kid 1: Kill yourself.
Kid 2: You want me to do it?
Kid 1: What are you going to do?
Kid 2: Oh, nothing.
Kid 2: *whisper* Go Commit Bleach Drink
Kid 1 dies of heart attack.

Bleach Demons 

Bleach Demons” is a term that was originally used to describe Albinos because of their white hair, white skin, and red eyes in 1875. The term became outdated in 1906, to present day it’s used as a slur to describe Albinos.

You might also see the Black Tiktok Community use it to describe White people, but they don’t know the history behind it and everyone should refrain from the use of the word.
“The Bleach Demons are at it again.”
Bleach Demons by wildbills June 18, 2021

Bleach Douche 

When you want your vagina to be as clean as a sparkling bathroom so you beer chugged a whole thing of bleach inside your womb and you start making sea foam come out of all your holes and you convulse down the stairs and crunch against the wall and fucking die.
My bleach douche was successful and now I am dying.
Bleach Douche by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020

bleach dick 

A term to describe a person, or situation, so gross even bleach could not remove the filth from one's own genitals. Alternately used to imply sex with such a nasty person would almost certainly bestow various STDs upon oneself; a statement of both loose promiscuity and disturbingly bad hygiene.
Guy 1: "Mannn, did you see that drunk girl at the party? She was all over everyone the whole time"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she was gettin it from so many people I think the dog even got a swing, I ain't tryin' to get bleach dick"

Guy: "That girl looks so nasty I got bleach dick just from locking eyes with her"

Guy 1: "I asked that chick out, and she said yes!"
Guy 2: "Who, bleach dick over there? Joke's on you, that girl's like herpes' ratchet outta town cousin! Ain't no cure for it!"

Girl (to girl friend): "Look, you're being a total bleach dick about this. I just wanted a ride to soccer practice."

Guy 1: "I got laid! It was that chick from the party"
Guy 2: "Me too! Same girl!"
Guy 3: "Do you guys want a ride to the doctor, or are you just gonna scrub each other's bleach dicks?"
bleach dick by shenoah May 25, 2016