Who's the black private dick
that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
You're damn right
Who is the man
that would risk his neck for his brother man?
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
when there's danger all about
You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Shaft
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man
but no one understands him but his woman
Everyone Else: "No. I don't support blaxploitation."
Target Audience: "Ay, dawg. You going to watch that new Spike Lee joint?"
Everyone Else: "You don't find it suspicious that all his films are referred to as joints? It's because niggas love joints. You're not offended by that?"
Target Audience: "Ay, dawg. How come Spike Lee don't fuck with Tyler Perry?"
Everyone Else: "Tyler's the new king at exploiting black people, of course Spike Lee doesn't like him."