blaum

(verb). To publicize and/or recruit others who are members of a defined or cohesive group to engage in an competing activity separate and apart from a previously scheduled and publicized activity in a way that forces members of the group to choose amongst the competing activities and generates animosity amongst the members on both sides.

I can't believe Kevin would blaum Lynn's birthday by organizing a karaoke party for the same night - what a douche!

blaum by ausable ames March 17, 2010

blaum

The moment when you see a female worth looking at, but is immediately drawn down by a parent being right next to her.

"Dude check out that blaum over there!" I know man too bad she's with her mom."

blaum by fmatch06 August 23, 2011

clique clique blaum 

A french female lesbian pirate. Used to point out that there is a lesbian or someone lesbian looking in the vicinity.

"Clique clique blaum!"
"Oh, where?"

clique clique blaum by Paulkel March 20, 2008

clique clique blaum 

A clique clique blaum is - simply speaking - a French lesbian pirate. A feminist with crew-cut platina blond hair. You know the type.

When a clique clique blaum walks past you, you MUST say clique clique blaum to your nearby friend.
"Clique clique BLAAAAAAAAUM!"

clique clique blaum by Torks December 15, 2008

rye beaumont

Ryan Leonard Beaumont was the 2nd member of the boyband Roadtrip, his voice is angelic and he is the sweetest and prettiest boi in the world

Why is rye beaumont the prettiest? Genetics.
Why is rye beaumont the sweetest? His little brothers.

rye beaumont by roadie4lyfe October 20, 2018

blamegmc 

a goat rapper/singer/love maker/ stepdad/ producer, blamegmc is way ahead of his time, he’s on the path to do great things, definitely not a mediocre rapper

damn that that new blamegmc?
this shit going so fucking hard holy fuck god damn i can’t sit still god fucking damn it this is the best fucking shit i’ve ever heard

blamegmc by blamegmc November 27, 2021

balumpabump 

A person (usually a girl) who is so obese that one may wonder how a person could let themselves get that big. These people tend to have a spherical/ elliptical shaping because of the incredible amount of fat tissue that eliminates the natural curves of a human being.

**Balumpabump walks in**
Person 1: Oh my lord. Look at her
Person 2: Wow what a balumpabump
Person 1: How could a person let themselves turn into that

balumpabump by jetsman2528 August 7, 2010