Blather Figure

Pretentious guy who affects sagacity and wisdom of experience.

"Oh Christ, he went on and on about how streetwise he is - he's such a blather figure, gives me the creeps"

by zest expander April 21, 2008

Bathroom Blather

When a person insists on having a long, drawn out, pointless conversation on their cell phone when going to the bathroom, especially if it is a public bathroom.

"Dude, is there another bathroom here?"
"No, why?"
"There's some asshole in there talking on his cell phone and I just couldn't take a leak."
"Bathroom blather is so fucking rude."

When I heard I toilet flush I knew that this conversation was just bathroom blather.

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

blathering blatherskite

A slur that means unsuccessful, inferior, or unfit. Usually used in the context of school.

You blathering blatherskite! you will never amount to anything!

by CreepX1_ February 1, 2021

Blathers x Celeste

Bro why you lookin this up on urban dictionary go to wattpad or some shit

1: Man, I ship Blathers x Celeste form animal crossing.

2: fuck off you mank piece of shit

by AmyKinda_gayBro August 30, 2022

gaul blather

To talk long-windedly in French without making very much sense.

Have you heard all the gaul blather coming out of the French media defending Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the Frenchman accused of attacking a hotel maid in Manhattan.

by BackandBetter May 18, 2011

blathering

A meeting with a number of attendees that blather on and on.

I had a meeting this morning, but it turned into a blathering.

by chickasaw September 2, 2020

blather, wince, repeat

Refers to da stressful/humiliating "sudsing" dat da residents of a particular area painfully go through over and over during each and every election year, whereby they hafta sufferingly listen to all of da different candidates' make yackety-yack a blue streak and spew lofty proclamations and promises, only to have most or all of said glistening concessions come crashing down and be forgotten after one of da candidates actually takes office. Or in da case of especially blatant campaign-promise-breaking and/or serious political misbehavior, dat last word could instead be "retreat", as in, running off and hiding somewhere in shame/guilt/fear, either by the elected official himself when he knows dat his citizenry is mad at him, or by da sector of citizens who had voted him in and had enthusiastically touted him during da campaign as being such a great guy who was gonna step in and save da day, only for him to just casually renege on all of dat wonderful clap-trap and "practice business as usual".

Da term "blather, wince, repeat" could also refer to da "financial shampooing" chicanery --- i.e., money-laundering of campaign contributions --- dat "comes out in da wash" during or after da election.

by QuacksO May 7, 2022