blastoids

Blastoids: to get extreamly drunk or high, inebriated. To the point you can not talk or walk

Jimmy: Hey, Im bored lets do something.
Tommy: I got a idea lets get blastoids beyond recognition.

by Chazly December 16, 2008

Blastoid

When you make a girl cum with your hands while youre smashing

Guy 1: she said I was bad in bed
Guy 2: oh yeah? What'd you do?
Guy 1: I made her blastoid and she never spoke to me again.

by Saucy_ass February 21, 2017