blastoids 

Blastoids: to get extreamly drunk or high, inebriated. To the point you can not talk or walk

Jimmy: Hey, Im bored lets do something.
Tommy: I got a idea lets get blastoids beyond recognition.

blastoids by Chazly December 16, 2008

Awkward Blastoise 

When an awkward turtle is insufficient for the awkwardity of the situation, one must "evolve" their awkward turtle into the Awkward Blastoise. This hand configuration uses the pointer and pinky finger of the top hand as Hydro Pumps to douse the situation.

While visiting his girlfriend's parents, Rob farted at the dinner table very loudly. The mom implemented the awkward turtle, but was immediately over-ruled by the dad's more appropriate use of the Awkward Blastoise in order to sufficiently encompass the awkwardity of the situation.

Awkward Blastoise by Cypress A 106 April 24, 2009

Blastoise 

When you piss in her eye while screaming "BLASTOISE USE WATER GUN"

"yo what you want to do tonight?"
"I kinda want to do a BLASTOISE"
"Oh so you wanna get that slippery, say no more"

Blastoise by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 5, 2016

blastissimo 

Very loud; even louder fortississmo

I only know because I'm a Bass Clarinet and when my director tells the band to play fortississmo I intentionally play way louder just to piss him off. blastissimo

blastissimo by BassClarinetsGiveYouLife2016 October 29, 2015

bastids

safe way of calling someone a bastard

That bastid! he stole my shiet

bastids by Jerry Hatrick August 5, 2005

blastoising 

When you jack off two guys over your shoulder, aiming their jizz at your partner. Yelling "You do not have enough badges to train me!"

The party was lame until they guys started blastoising.

blastoising by PokeRage September 14, 2013

Blasties 

The white lady, rootsky tootsky's, gaggers, cocaine, nose candy, sniffers, lines

We made the call to get some blasties, then we were up for 2 days

Blasties by LV2398 August 12, 2012