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Barnicle juice 

Ah Barnicle Juice I have alot of homework tonight and football practice
Barnicle juice by Raldy October 2, 2009

Holy barnicles 

A blaspheous word used in conjunction with a loud screech when scared.
"Holy barnicles, it's alive!"

Beauticle 

- Noun -

A beauticle is a synecdoche which has beauty in mind as its complement.

In other words, A beauticle is a sample of beauty, often fortuitously glimpsing insight to beauty.
Gentleman: "Your {insert feature} is stunning! I haven't noticed it in quite the same way before. A true beauticle!"

Gentleman: "I've been privileged to have met you and your many beauticles on our first date - true insights into your beauty!"
Beauticle by leximecca August 29, 2009

The barnicle 

A closet homo that’ll shag your cat and blame his brother
Damm I got barnacled again!
(the barnicle was here)

Nut barnicle 

1. Someone who is allways around and wants to be just like you. They swing from your nuts in atempt to follow your every move.
2. A piece of dry Duck butter or underwear lint stuck to your Sack.
1. Dude get the fuck away from me and quit swinging on my nuts you Nut Barnicle.
Nut barnicle by AROND July 19, 2007

barnicle cleaner 

After having unprotected sex with a girl and you bust in her afterward you proceed to go down on her and attempt to suck the jizz from her box thus "cleaning her barnicle"
"Last night I had no rubbers but my girl said it was all good as long as I pull out i totally forgot so I had to give her a Barnicle Cleaner; it sucked my lips are still salty"
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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