A specific heart attack in which the subject has a heart attack via eating a comically large hamburger while watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop.
Troom Troom Narrator: Fry a big patty, the size of the whole pan.
Jarvis Johnson: But why? Are you trying to have a heart attack in the middle of Paul Blart? (blart attack)
Jarvis Johnson: But why? Are you trying to have a heart attack in the middle of Paul Blart? (blart attack)
by jakorcuppa June 23, 2021
the act of faking a heart attack (or other serious health problem) to make an excuse to get out of watching the horrible movie, Paul Blart: Mall Cop
1:Dude, i hear james had a heart attack!!
2:nawwww, he just faked it so he didnt have to watch that stupid movie, it was a Blart Attack
2:nawwww, he just faked it so he didnt have to watch that stupid movie, it was a Blart Attack
by Captain Planet Jr February 28, 2011