2 definitions by jakorcuppa
It's Christmas except there's a French spy, some Santa soldier, skinny McDonalds cashier, Scudworth from clone high, (hot) australian, black scottish cyclops, fire man, russian man and yeehaw texan man. In other words, Christmas in the game/comics Team Fortress 2.
by jakorcuppa November 24, 2020
A specific heart attack in which the subject has a heart attack via eating a comically large hamburger while watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop.
Troom Troom Narrator: Fry a big patty, the size of the whole pan.
Jarvis Johnson: But why? Are you trying to have a heart attack in the middle of Paul Blart? (blart attack)
Jarvis Johnson: But why? Are you trying to have a heart attack in the middle of Paul Blart? (blart attack)
by jakorcuppa June 23, 2021