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blarted on the job 

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise
"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
blarted on the job by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015
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Did you see all those weaves at that blarty?
blarty by 1535sj September 8, 2011

blarneystoner 

Someone who talks a lot when stoned, in the manner of one who has kissed the Blarney Stone (giving them the gift of the gab)
that skunk turned me into a right blarneystoner, I talked bollocks all night!

blargtastic 

Adj. Stems from the root word blarg, with blarg being derived from blah and argh. Blargtastic is used to indicate a state of frustration and/or hopelessness. It is often used sarcastically as a synonym to "awesome" or "well-done".
1. The "war" in Iraq is blargtastic.
2. That loss was a blargtastic display of physical imperfection.
blargtastic by Siamara January 23, 2009

blarney stone 

A rock hanging over the side of some irish castle, that people go and kiss.
blarney stone by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

barntown 

A beautiful spot known for londis and supermax and the tinkers going for the meal deal owned by the ira
Those chaps from barntown we’re out again lads night only 10 houses egged this time
barntown by The ira March 22, 2020