Blargon 

The combination of the words "blog" and "jargon." Blargon is the term for words or phrases, common or not, that are used throughout the Blogosphere. Blargon is blogger "lingo."

Term coined by William Safire of the New York Times.

Since the "boom" of blogging, there's now too much blargon to keep up with.

Blargon by Adam Machado July 28, 2008

Blardon 

A black or wanabe black person, who also has an erection (hard-on)

God Sam, you're such a Blardon!

Blardon by MergedCrane November 12, 2010

Blargin it 

Often used to describe the unintelligent actions and responses of others.

"Dude did you see ryan last night, he was blargin it so bad"

"You just spilled all over my shirt, you are blargin it"

"Guys, I think I might be blargin it because I just threw up everywhere"

Blargin it by Cobra Conners August 22, 2011

Blargun 

(noun) A word used for an object that you cannot be bothered to pronounce the name of, or are unwilling to say in front of present company.

1.) "Can you pass me that blargun so I can serve up the food?" (They gesture to the spaghetti comb)

or

2.) "The blarguns are in the bag on the desk." (There is a bag of sweets on the desk but the children will be excited if they hear the word 'sweets').

Blargun by Small fish October 1, 2012

Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip 

The collective realization of all your past and future mistakes compressed into a single roasted pine nut*. (Probably)

Also a phrase to slow someone down.

*The meaning of this word in this sentence is a type of food that squirrels eat.

Oh, yeah? What if I said… blargen, fa-zibble, noggip?

Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip by Bry10022 April 8, 2021

blarginsnarf 

A word used to end a conversation, usually when something personal is mentioned.

so, did you ask her o- BLARGINSNARF!

Did you eat my chocolates!? Blarginsnarf!

blarginsnarf by Axe the avenger April 12, 2008

blargenshnuggle 

a phrase used when a comeback can not be thought of

Person 1: You are such a loser.
You: Ya well, blargenshnuggle.
Person 1: Wow I got served.

blargenshnuggle by britain July 13, 2006