by Emishell January 2, 2010
"Oh my god, I haven't felt good all night. Be right back! I think i'm about to blarf!"
"Hold on, I think I have to blarf..."
"Hold on, I think I have to blarf..."
by erin[x]core; November 19, 2007
A male/female (commonly females) who are try hards in looking good yet ugly as fuck and flirts with guys/girls that despise their presence. A common way of identifying a blarf is that they wear shirts that hang off one shoulder, indicating that maybe they are a slut, but later on you find out they are indeed a tight ass prudey trudy. They usually try and act like others and seek loads of attention. They do not follow bros b4 hoes or chicks b4 dicks. Simply, a blarf is someone who thinks they are hot, yet is not in a way, shape, or form attractive.
hannah is the biggest blarf on the planet
did you see that disgusting skank over there? she deserves the rank of a blarf
that boy that just passed is so ugly, i hear he is such a tool. what a blarf.
did you see that disgusting skank over there? she deserves the rank of a blarf
that boy that just passed is so ugly, i hear he is such a tool. what a blarf.
by killtheblarfs.com April 6, 2011
by Grinidad March 25, 2008
by EffPee February 11, 2009
by Darkest Lotus August 18, 2009
Two people grinding, or fucking, while throwing up, due to being drunk. Blarfing typically happens during college partys, and is a whole new way to have your first, highly recommended by Jojo Siwa
by Purrrrrfect_pussy March 15, 2018