BLARFED

When you're so disgusted - that you barf out of your butthole.

Patrick sent me a nasty email of his balls...and I blarfed.

by Darkest Lotus August 18, 2009

Blarf

A cross mating of a blanket and a scarf = A BLARF

wearing a blanket around your neck like a scarf so its a blarf

by Emishell January 2, 2010

Blarffing

Two people grinding, or fucking, while throwing up, due to being drunk. Blarfing typically happens during college partys, and is a whole new way to have your first, highly recommended by Jojo Siwa

"This hot chic and i where blarffing SO hard."

by Purrrrrfect_pussy March 15, 2018

blarf

When you barf and laugh at the same time. Truly disasterous.

the party was so mindblowing I blarfed at one point, spraying chucks every which way. Good thing it isn't my house.

by ashenalar February 27, 2004

blarf

An expression of disgust, being a combination of "blech" and "barf."

when I saw her bend over, I was like "Blarf"!

by Barrack Trump February 16, 2017

blarf

When a man receives oral sex while vomitting.

John received a blarf after eating oysters and hiring a hooker.

by Kenton December 17, 2003

blarf

The unavoidable product (vomit) of reading too many pretentious bloggs.

The latest entry was so pretentious it made me blarf.

by Veaman October 22, 2006