Top Definition
An object that is blatantly right in front of a person or even on their persons, but her/she cannot see the object and wonders where the object is located.
Blander occurs as Nancy cannot find the scissors although she is holding them in her hand.
by Nancy Handler April 06, 2006
Synonym for a sexual act or body part (noun, verb).
That girl was rubbing up on my blander.

I haven't been blandered in three weeks.
by blandersong January 17, 2008
another word for a condom
I need to go to the store to get some blanders.
by bub182 September 14, 2011

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