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Blackened Death Metal 

Blackened Death Metal is a subgenre of metal music that combines elements (ideological or otherwise) of black metal and death metal. Blackened Death is usually confused with black which is understandable however there is a noticeable difference between black and blackened death. Blackened death metal may commonly utilize lower tuning than used in conventional black metal however still uses the trademark alternatively picked minor chords. You really could think about it as black metal with more bass or lower pitched black metal. Blackened death is also usually far more satanic in lyrics and imagery than standard death metal and it is also a little more thrashy. Blackened death metal is an excellent hybrid genre because it combines the most evil with the strongest and puts it into one animal, so to speak, resulting in the most serious possible music that everyone would find either scary or badass with no amusement whatsoever.
Belphegor and Behemoth are some of the most prominent Blackened Death metal bands.

There needs to be more Blackened death bands out there.
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Don Blankenship 

The meanest CEO (Chief Evil Officer) in America. He runs a criminal enterprise called Massey Energy. Since the turn of the century, 52 miners hae died in his coal mines in West Virginia. He is also known for poisoning people's drinking water by blowing off the tops of mountains to extract thin seams of coal and for busting unions so that miners cannot voice their claims about safety violations.
As the head of Massey Energy, Don Blankenship is criminally responsible for 29 deaths at Massey Energy's Upper Big Branch mine in West Virginia due to his repeated failure to listen to his miners about safety problems in his mines, especially those dealing with ventilation. He should spend the rest of his life in jail for these failures.
Don Blankenship by DEA302 August 2, 2010

blackened 

A thrash metal masterpiece by Metallica from the album "...And Justice for All". The lyrics are about the consequences of a nuclear war (nuclear winter, thus Blackened.)

It's interesting to note that James Hetfield plays this with downstrokes only... requiring intense stamina to play this and MoP live in the same night.
Metallica opened up with Blackened last night... crazy song!
blackened by sirhc2 April 17, 2007

evan blankenstein 

When your friend is being so God damn weird that you don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.
Holy shit that guy is really pulling a Evan Blankenstein

Patrick Blankenship 

A fun loving annoying guy that has a really big ego and his name means lil fish. Kows how to work in bed and cooks great. Has no money but treats the girl well. Will make other guys want him and girls fall at his feet. cant dance at all but will wiggle to im sexy and i know it!! Has the most amazingg green eyes that see in to your soul. all in all an incredible guy.
guy 1- did u see patrick Blankenship wiggle!
guy 2- yes man i cant beat patrick at wiggling
guy 1- he does turn me on.....
guy 2- damn it!

Blacken the Cursed Sun 

Waking up with a hangover wishing the sun would go back down. Also, the title of a song from the album "Sacrament" released in 2006 by heavy metal band Lamb of God.
Last night was crazy! I need to go back to sleep. Please blacken the cursed sun!
Blacken the Cursed Sun by bbird January 15, 2008

blankenhorn 

(v): to review one’s own work with a view to giving it a stamp of approval and authority.

Etymology: from David Blankenhorn, supposed "expert" witness for proponents of California's Proposition 8, who has almost no true peer-reviewed work. See prop8trialtracker.com/2010/01/26/liveblogging-day-11-part-iv/ and the comments there.
I’m going to blankenhorn the NV bar exam! I’ll be a lawyer in no time!