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blam blam 

what mum son calls his dummy, how sad is that?
me : "nigh nights Tobes"
my son: "nigh nights...blam blam"
blam blam by offlyner May 16, 2006

blato blam blam 

Verb: "The act of shooting, or being shot, somewhere in the vicinity of the face.

Noun: "A bullet wound to the face."

background: The word, blato blam blam, is typically used by stoners from the San Diego area, particularly La Jolla, who want to sound gangster (or retarded)
Guy 1: "Did you see that Liam Neeson movie, Taken.
Guy 2: "No, why? was it good."
Guy 1: "Dude, he totally gave this arabian guy the blato blam blam at the end. It was epic
blato blam blam by Mac Dave October 18, 2012

da bloop d blam 

When somebody pulls the okey-doke shuffle, or "pulls a fast one" ie: distracts the seller, in order to make off with the goods.
Bitch pulled the ol da bloop d blam on me, ima get her back tho watch!
da bloop d blam by Asheir2theC February 5, 2018

Blam-Jam 

When a male puts jelly on his penis and a female licks it off.
"Dude, she gave me a blam-jam last night."
Blam-Jam by Fuck Me Funny September 20, 2011

Pajama Jammy Blam

“Pajama Jammy Blam” - the enviro safe practice of ejaculating into your sleeping attire from the night before. The idea being to eliminate the need for a towel, sock, or Kleenex. It’s an environmentally responsible way to help your household become more sustainable by reducing laundry loads.......
I’m doing my part to help cut down on unnecessary laundry by utilizing the Pajama Jammy Blam.

The wife rolled over with a headache first thing in the morning so I had to resort to a pajama jammy blam to get my day started.
The standard blasty noise. The power of the blam can sometimes be measured by the size of the word when it is written, or by the number of exclamation marks at the end of the word.
Blam! - Standard
BLAM! - Larger, more destructive
Etc...
Blam by Alex October 21, 2003