offlyner's definitions

nigganomatry

a term used by black folks to define, or re-define, an increasingly difficult task.

learning to tie my shoelaces was like nigganomatry of the toughest kind

by offlyner April 22, 2006

crustified spunk lips

a facial feature some unfortunate ladies posess (sometimes fellows) following years and years of spunk bubbling and par-taking in bukkake as a hobby.

shes got a nice pair of tits, shame about the crustified spunk lips

by offlyner April 21, 2006

Ank-legs

Unlike cankles ank-legs refers to a person, usually female, with legs as skinny and boney as the average, or her own, ankles.

to be a supermodel these days ank-legs are a must have

by offlyner May 26, 2006

blam blam

what mum son calls his dummy, how sad is that?

me : "nigh nights Tobes"
my son: "nigh nights...blam blam"

by offlyner May 16, 2006

otta

a colloquialism of a less mature beaver i.e. a young girls vagina (16-18 years of age)

that otta tasted fresh

by offlyner May 14, 2006

cunty

a description of the actions of someone acting like/possessing the characteristics of, a cunt.more mild then the term cunt.

the Derek is so cunty the way he is so obnoxious

by offlyner May 16, 2006

Knob Jockey

a person, often a derogitory term for a homosexual male, who enjoys riding cock.

went to the club lastnight, it was full of complete knob jockeys

by offlyner April 20, 2006