blakeownzu

There is no person who can be more retarded than blakeownzu. He is an un-developed child who has an urge of making youtube videos of him banging his head on a punching bag. He threatens all of Runescape Community and Pure community by standing on a chair and then launching off it, or by attempting to lift a 2lb axe and hitting a tree with it but failing.

I cried once from blakeownzu's stupidity.

blakeownzu by sacredxxxxxxxxxxxxxx March 22, 2009

blakebiztv 

A goat, sometimes is a bot but its all good cuz he doesn't lose those

get good and be like blakebiztv

blakebiztv by Itz Blurrzz January 26, 2019

blakenbaker 

BLEY-kin-bey-ker
noun
The act of a woman wearing a strapon dildo and having anal intercourse with a man as he lays on his back with his legs in the air, all while she strokes his penis in such a fashion that the ejaculate is aimed at the man's face.

When my girlfriend walked in with that giant dildo hanging from her crotch, I knew I was about to get a blakenbaker.

I really love blakenbakers, just not the taste of my own semen.

Some slut wanted to give me a blakenbaker, so I punched her in the head.

Blakenbakers are quite unpleasant.

blakenbaker by Tacud June 1, 2010

Robert Blakeburn 

The best dragon alive

Guy 1 : why is my house on fire.
Guy 2 : Robert Blakeburn was in there.

Robert Blakeburn by CheeseCakeLord August 7, 2018

BlakeyBoo

A person who tells deez nuts jokes

Blakeyboo says deez nuts

BlakeyBoo by hanky honks May 23, 2021

blakebliss 

blakebliss is a...sort of emo kid on youtube who makes random videos about anything and everything. kind of funny. but mostly not.
hes part of a band called VOSQQ, made up of and loved by emo people

XXgunsXXgoXXbangXX: omgahhhhhh that video of blakebliss haning from the tree?? and did u hear their new song?? the one when theyre screaming throughout the whollle thingg??

xxMurdaXmUrdaXX: omgahhh yess i luvv them!!!!

blakebliss by Reegan December 12, 2007

blakebenning

The act of trying to make your sports teams sound superior to a group of friends whose sports teams have many more Super Bowls, Stanley Cups, World Series and/or NBA Championships than your own team. Blakebenning is developed over the course of a lifetime of rooting for sad, underachieving sports teams.

(1) When the 2020 Buffalo Bills finally won the AFC East, James immediately started blakebenning to his friends who are all Steelers or Patriots fans.

(2) Every time his roommate says “Go Caps!”, Andrew tells him to stop blakebenning and that the Penguins have won 5 Stanley Cups.

blakebenning by seanybear December 22, 2020