3 definitions by Tacud

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BLEY-kin-bey-ker
noun
The act of a woman wearing a strapon dildo and having anal intercourse with a man as he lays on his back with his legs in the air, all while she strokes his penis in such a fashion that the ejaculate is aimed at the man's face.
When my girlfriend walked in with that giant dildo hanging from her crotch, I knew I was about to get a blakenbaker.

I really love blakenbakers, just not the taste of my own semen.

Some slut wanted to give me a blakenbaker, so I punched her in the head.

Blakenbakers are quite unpleasant.
by Tacud May 31, 2010

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Very similar to Kegsgiving.

A yearly celebration occuring on or around Christmas. It is a formal potluck event. A grab bag of gifts is recommended ($10-$15 limit).

The host typically cooks a ham and supplies the beer, which MUST be in keg form and should be a good winter beer (nut brown, spiced lagers, etc). Kegsmas usually involves just friends and siblings, since Christmas is reserved for families.
I totally got ripped off this year with the annual Kegsmas grab-bag.

Kegsmas is great. Its like Christmas, but with more beer and people that you actually like.

Eggnog is always a fine addition to any Kegsmas.
by Tacud November 19, 2010

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A yearly celebration occuring on or around Thanksgiving. It is a formal potluck event.

The host typically cooks a turkey and supplies the beer, which MUST be in keg form and should be a good fall beer (nut brown, spiced lagers, etc). Kegsgiving usually involves just friends and siblings, since Thanksgiving is reserved for families.
I can't believe I missed Kegsgiving. At least I can still make it to Kegsmas.

Kegsgiving is awesome. Its like Thanksgiving, but with more beer and people you actually like.
by Tacud November 19, 2010

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