The act of a woman wearing a strapon
dildo and having anal intercourse with a man as he lays on his back with his legs in the air, all while she strokes his penis in such a fashion that the ejaculate
is aimed at the man's face.
When my girlfriend walked in with that giant dildo hanging from her crotch, I knew I was about to get a blakenbaker.
I really love blakenbakers, just not the taste of my own semen.
Some slut wanted to give me a blakenbaker, so I punched her in the head.
Blakenbakers are quite unpleasant.
Very similar to Kegsgiving
A yearly celebration occuring on or around Christmas
. It is a formal potluck event. A grab bag of gifts is recommended ($10-$15 limit).
The host typically cooks a ham and supplies the beer, which MUST be in keg form and should be a good winter beer
(nut brown, spiced lagers, etc). Kegsmas usually involves just friends and siblings, since Christmas is reserved for families.
I totally got ripped off this year with the annual Kegsmas grab-bag.
Kegsmas is great. Its like Christmas, but with more beer and people that you actually like.
Eggnog is always a fine addition to any Kegsmas.
A yearly celebration occuring on or around Thanksgiving
. It is a formal potluck event.
The host typically cooks a turkey and supplies the beer, which MUST be in keg
form and should be a good fall beer
(nut brown, spiced lagers, etc). Kegsgiving usually involves just friends and siblings, since Thanksgiving is reserved for families.
I can't believe I missed Kegsgiving. At least I can still make it to Kegsmas.
Kegsgiving is awesome. Its like Thanksgiving, but with more beer and people you actually like.