blahbrarian 

One who has a huge amount of celebrity gossip stored in their brain for someone who never talks about it.

Opposite of a blahbarian.

Kelli: OMG, did you hear about Brangelina's trip to Malawi?
Kate: Malasia. And yeah, but shut up.
Kelli: ...
Jane: She knows, but doesn't care. Don't mess with the blahbrarian.

blahbrarian by AnneShine December 21, 2007

blahbarians

a group of people concerned with meaningless subjects

In Lady Sovereign's song Blah Blah Full
"The rich (ch-ching) the poor the snobs the whores
Oh dear Blahbarians galore! "

blahbarians by ScrabbleDiva January 13, 2008

blahbarian 

A gossip, especially one focused on celebrity garbage. Term coined by English rapper Lady Sovreign for "Blah Blah Full."

Not to be confused with blahbrarian.

Kelli: OMG, did you hear about Brangelina? They totally just -
Jane: Shut up, no one else cares, you blahbarian.

blahbarian by AnneShine December 20, 2007

BlahBarian 

A beginner in the sport/art of Le Parkour
Also known as a Newbie or a Strawberry

D00d, he is a BlaBarian, cut him some slack

BlahBarian by Edew April 9, 2005