just as a man who is vibing can be couch-locked or stuck, one can also traveling through his mind at accelerated speeds. This is often to his discomfort, as usually once it reaches this plateau it becomes difficult to maintain control. The same man may also be, simultaneously, "wildin."
bro 1: "oh god, oh no. ahhhhh"
bro 2: "bro you need to slow down, you're going wayyy too fast."
bro 1: "I can'ttt. im blading, fam. im straight up zooming."
"Blading", is the process by which a professional wrestler opens up a wound on his forehead, to up the drama of the match. It is usually performed using slight of hand, and a razorblade secretly tucked away in either his apparel, or the tape on his wrist.
Blakeing is when you stand in plain sight, face into a corner, and pretend no one can see you. Sometimes this can be a true test of patience, skill, and endurance as you may not be able to get free for quite some time.
Jamie Blake was working as part of the behind the scenes crew on a live TV show and ended up being in the middle of a shot and couldn't get out so he stood in pain sight and faced the corner. "Did you see that guy on TV? He was #blakeing for half the show!"
Blakeing can also be for sport as people compete to get the best #blakeing shot as they post the pictures to popular social networks.
1. You must bring someone who's never bladded before
2. Once you agree to go bladding, you can't back out. Bad things happen if you do.
3. You can't talk about bladding to anybody.
Guy1: Hey, what's bladding? I Googled it and nothing turned up.
Guy2: I can't tell you, it's secret. But if you want, you can go bladding with me and some other guys and you'll find out yourself.