Black President
Joe: Hey fuck you nigger!
Henry: Woah! you racist asshole
Joe: I'm not racist I have a Black President.
Henry: Woah! you racist asshole
Joe: I'm not racist I have a Black President.
Black President by iiHypno June 7, 2009
Black President's Security
Guy 1: "Dude, stop being like a Black President's security"
Guy 2: "Sorry, I just forgot to study for the test!"
Guy 2: "Sorry, I just forgot to study for the test!"
Black President's Security by haloman332 April 19, 2010
Post Traumatic Black President Disorder (PTBPD)
The mental illness some caucasian Americans have since Barack Obama, an African-American, was elected as the first black, and the 44th President of the United States.
Most political conservatives, "Tea Party" teabag members, and Skin-heads may want to admit themeselves into the nearest psych ward for suffering from Post Traumatic Black President Disorder (PTBPD) before they hurt someone or themselves.
Post Traumatic Black President Disorder (PTBPD) by Rhoot July 9, 2010
Black President
A morally strong minded analyzer and decision maker for a Country. Protector of the people. Has common sense of praticality, sensiblity, and getting to the point. Is knowledgable of solving on going problems and can understand people from all walks of life. A colored strong good moral President.
A Black President is what the USA needs for a change. So many years and lives have been extremely screwed over by pale faced blood sucking goblins.
Black President by Homark Central October 17, 2008
Black President Theorem
After hearing 4 separate people complain about Barrack Obama in a day; all without it being relevant to the topic at hand, I decided to come up with a new theorem... I copied this idea from Mike Godwin and his "Godwin Law". Credited goes to him.
"As white peoples' discussions grow longer and more intense in complaining, the probability that Obama being blamed for their grievances approaches 1."
"As white peoples' discussions grow longer and more intense in complaining, the probability that Obama being blamed for their grievances approaches 1."
Me: "Well, looks like I'm going to get laid off next week."
White guy: " psh, you know whose fault it is?! It's Obama's fault! He's trying to take our guns away."
Me: "I don't see how this relates .."
White guy: " You know he's not even American!"
Me: "(To myself) Black President Theorem came up fast in this talk."
White guy: " psh, you know whose fault it is?! It's Obama's fault! He's trying to take our guns away."
Me: "I don't see how this relates .."
White guy: " You know he's not even American!"
Me: "(To myself) Black President Theorem came up fast in this talk."
Black President Theorem by T2o8 September 15, 2015
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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