black people time (bpt) 

"Black people time" is a measurement of time used to describe the difference of black peoples' perception of time with respect to everyone else's perception of time.

"It is 12:15...didn't Tyrone say he was going to meet us here for lunch at this time?"
"Yeah, but he is on black people time (bpt), so it will be another 45 minutes to 2 hours..."
"What a dick!"

black people time (bpt) by Frikghorgan December 16, 2008

Black People

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Black People am i right

Black People by SandHanitizer April 19, 2022

Black People Time 

Also know as BPT, is the mean solar time at which the average black person arrives, adopted as the standard time in a zone that includes all African Americans. BPT delays usually run from 15-45 minutes.

Ta'Kiesha: "I'll be there at 6."
Nay Nay: "That's 6:30 in Black People Time."
Ta'Kiesha: "You know it!"

Black People Time by Bodyde October 14, 2011

black people time 

A slower version of time that is used when black people travel.

Darella: Ill be there in five minutes.

Ta'shanae: In regular time, or black people time?

black people time by AltonJones June 3, 2010

Black people can't be racist 

A cowardly defective tactic a black racist uses to justify their own racism towards other ethnic groups.

"bLaCk PeOpLe CaN't Be RaCiSt"

Black people can't be racist by UltimateDoge July 11, 2021

I Know Black People

A skit on Chappele's show In which there is a game show titled "I Know Black People." Questions such as "Is pimpin' easy" and "Why do black people love menthol" are asked and whoever gets the most correct wins.

"How can black people rise up and overcome?"
"... can they?"
"That is correct"

"How can black people rise up and overcome?"
"Get out and vote?"
"No I'm sorry that is not correct"

I Know Black People by superjebus September 2, 2005

Black people time 

Black people time or BPT is the abridged way of saying "Whenever the h I feel like it" which is Usually 15-30 minutes later than advertised

Philip:Wasn't the the president's speech supposed to start at 8:00 its already 8:30

Ta'Nara: The White house runs on Black People time now

Black people time by Gentleneal June 29, 2011