When someone, usually after some type of romantic encounter, chooses to look two inches above your head to avoid eye contact as if you are a black hole.
"So I saw Alex walking to class and he completely blackholed me."
by Grandma Down! January 31, 2009
The sick-to-gut feeling you get when your favorite radio station plays soundgarden's blackhole sun song way too much.
OMFG! I am so blackholed! If I hear blackhole sun one more time im gonna puke all over my steering wheel !
by Omegastrike September 14, 2010
To exposed ones anus to an unexpecting victim by the spreading of the ass cheeks.
Dude the other day I was going up the stairs and when I looked up I got totally black holed.
by oTurtlez May 18, 2011